Nobody liked my joke the other day so I’ll try another one today. I had a long long run yesterday morning and beautiful, busy day at the nursery and my brain is fried. So I’ll leave it here. Enjoy the day
Dad is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bedtime.
She says – God bless mommy and god bless daddy and god bless grandma and… goodbye grandpa.
He asks her – why did you say that?
I don’t know, I just felt like saying it.
The next day, grandpa drops dead. Wow, thinks dad, that’s an odd coincidence.
A month later at bedtime, the daughter says – God bless mommy and daddy. And goodbye grandma.
Sure enough, the next day grandma breathes her last earthly breath.
The dad realizes this is more than a coincidence, but he is not sure what to do. He doesn’t want to disturb his wife by telling her (Grandma and grandpa were her parents).
Months go by and one night the man is listening to his daughter saying her prayers at bedtime – God bless mommy….she turns her head and looks straight at him – and goodbye daddy. What!? are you sure honey? She nods. The man’s heart begins racing and he breaks out in a sweat. He is so upset, he can’t sleep at all that night.
The next day he goes off to work, but locks himself in his office. He takes the phone off the hook, cancels all his meetings and awaits the inevitable.
He stays at work past 5 because he feels secure there. He watches the hours tick by. Finally it is midnight and, drenched in sweat, he realizes he has cheated death. He drives home drenched in sweat and with all his nerves frazzled.
His wife is up and waiting for him – Where the hell were you today??! He replies – Don’t shout, I’ve had an absolutely miserable day.
His wife then says – You had a miserable day? I’m the one who had a miserable day! First, the milkman drops dead on the steps…
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Quote of the Day: “I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.” — Henny Youngman
Domain of the Day: SmartEnergyHomes.com Smart Homes and Alternative Energy is one name. No bids
Namejet, Sedo, and other Names Up for Auction
Beeho.com I would sell honey with this name all day. I’d be known as the Bee Ho
EatTheWhales.com Pretty sure I saw this on a bumper sticker. Had a set of steel balls hanging off the bumper
StreetMaps.com Probably going to meet reserve. As good of a name as you can get after Maps.com
HelpFoundation.com I’ve never said this before but you probably need to secure the org with this one
Shetty.com Expiry name. It’s a shetty name
PremierCapital.com A ton of capital names come through auctions every week. This might be my favorite
Worship.org Very nice .org for a church
Mathamagic.com Just cheesy enough to be awesome
Godaddy Domains With Multiple Bids
OnePress.com Godaddy thinks this is the most valuable name at auction at Godaddy today
66ent.com I have zero ideas why this is over $1000
Hiigh.com Love this one. I think it visually looks great and people still see “High”
859777.com The three 7s will have the Chinese losing sleep about it
blr88.com and blr8888.com These 88 names and their prices always surprise me
Stripper.net If this is like a normal stripper, everyone will want to take this name away from it all and give it a privileged life
PigIt.com Pigs are smart. I’d definitely have them in my IT departments
TheBitcoiner.com Can you imagine what this would have gone for during the peak buying period
Newix.com 5L that is 21 years old . What’s new is old
OutClick.com Memorable regardless if you know what an outclick is
FabFurnish.com You get a lot of backlinks with this one. Interior design all the way
EmpowerMarketing.com empowering people is the newest move. Didn’t know it needed to be a special cause. Thought that was always the goal
PostMore.com Short and memorable. Sounds like a social media tool
MunchFest.com A party based around snacks. This is my kind of festival
WeddingSuite.com Could be a suite like where honeymooners stay or suite like a set of tools to plan your wedding
Godaddy Domains With One Or No Bids
Mingers.com A term for an ugly person. Also a last name
StickVacuum.com It’s a thing. Just not sure if anyone uses the term
ParentTree.com Parents are the roots of their kid’s tree. No bid
PoliticalMinds.com Never enough sites about politics
CopperHeart.com Love the brand. Sounds like a home goods brand
Kaaly.com I have this thing for double vowels in short names. Not sure if the rest of the world likes them though
Lovetica.com exudes love. But of course it should since it has love right in the beginning of the name
BrewBrew.com Brew.com paid a lot of money. And this one sits here with only one bidder at $12
Dehati.com Indian word but I think it would make a good brand
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CFMC.org
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ddh88.com
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g1q.com
GCCI.org
GlobalUnlock.com
HawkeyeSecurity.com
HeretoMeet.com
HeTime.com
HomeZBZ.com
HomeZDM.com
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HTConeForum.com
HTrades.com
HuirenSchool.com
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ItServiceProviders.com
LifeExpansion.com
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LoanTransfer.com
LocalSearchMarketing.com
MatchHighlight.com
MJEnterprises.com
OpusLivre.org
PengFeiChina.com
PSKey.com
PurpleBuddha.com
PVOB.com
RedStarLife.com
Retres.com
RickHansenRelay.com
RXRH.com
SCEvents.com
Seed16.com
Shaanximinsu.com
ShawneeHeartland.com
ShengFangNet.com
Shihokoo.com
StyleValley.com
Succm.org
TBOSeen.com
TeachShirts.com
TheExternalWorld.com
ViaMotion.com
VianDes.com
WorldDesignSummit.com
WTPro.com
Yahmt.com
ZoomZum.com
Definitely a better joke this time Shane! (just don’t give up the day job quite yet).
Many thanks for the daily high quality from all at DSAD!
Paul.