Didn’t have time for chit chat so I thought I’d start the day out with a joke.
An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor to have a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, ‘Well, doc, it’s like this — first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.’
The doctor was shocked and said, “asked your neighbor?”
The old man replied, ‘Yep, none of us could get the jar open.
Here are today’s names
WWAD.com I keep seeing wad. heh heh. 17 years old
TouchSafe.com No bidders. Some age. Would make a great brand for finger print security or something similar
GR6.com Should break $1000 IMO. $400 away
VXVV.com Reserve set at $197. I think it could be worth it
TheExerciser.com No bids. Not a bad name for $12. Exercise is still popular last time I checked
AUAL.com Auburn Alabama
WatchingAndy.com Fuckin Andy, I could stare at him all day. No value. Just like watching Andy
4701.com Opening bid was $5K and its already been hit
ibald.com Getting closer every day to representing this one. No bidders. $12
WordPressFreeThemes.org 52,000 backlinks and PR6. Good enough to check it out
9908.net 5% of the dot com puts this over $1000 IMO
DroneStuff.com Only at $30 at press time. Could sell for a lot more on Flippa
NEW GODADDY COUPON CODE: $1.99 Transfer into Godaddy VARIANT
Movie.io Getting a great price. Ends today. One of my favorite dot IO names so far
TA.io First LL.io I’ve seen up for auction
UsedGadgets.com Doing well and a lot of it has to do with the fantastic writeup. One of the better setups I’ve seen
SilkStockings.com Heard of the TV show of the same name. Not really into garters and stuff myself. I prefer nothing or pajama bottoms with Teddy Bears or similar
Phones.to I knew the keyword was strong but had no idea that .to had such great past sales on Sedo. News to me but seller did a smart thing listing them
SEDO’s Live Auctions Going on Now
Ganja.org Media Options is selling this one and its a beauty. Only selling it because they have renamed their side company
Knapsack.com Great name. Not really used anymore but great brand and everyone knows what it is
PDFE.com Good letters. E for Eggplant
PortableLifts.com Not many bidders yet these things are some of the top rented things at large equipment rental companies.
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