Running a little late. I still have the name but I’ll spare you my random babblings and just start with a joke. Names will be after the joke. Let me know if you like it, the jokes or the names
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
“Talking Dog For Sale.”
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Yep,” the Lab replies.
“So, what’s your story?”
The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
“Ten dollars.”
The guy says, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
“Because he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that shit.”
SquirtMe.com Porn name or squirt gun fan site…you decide
HaveFaith.com If you’re going to get this name I think that you’ll most likely go with the squirt gun site above. Nice religious name with age (1998)
MalteseDog.com A very popular breed of dog. Too girly for me but many people do like them
ComputerUpgrade.com I say upgrade to a Mac but evidently you need to upgrade RAM and Hard Drives and stuff
FreeText.net Free is good, texting is popular
ToyTrucks.net Not sure if kids play with toys anymore. They used to and trucks were always popular. Looks like 33,000 are still looking so this one has value
PianoRepair.net Pretty obvious here
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