Quirky Product Sales via Amazon’s Affiliate Program in 2014

Dec 15 2014

I’m not a big Amazon seller, but I still have a few hundred minisites that pay their way……….mostly with Adsense, but sometimes combined with sales of products through the Amazon affiliate program.

With Amazon, you get a commission if a visitor buys something…..even if that sopie bird funnelmething has absolutely nothing to do with the original product link they clicked on.

So, in the spirit of the holiday shopping season, I decided to look at some of the things that have sold through my affiliate account this year, and some of the more odd/interesting/amusing products that sold are below……none of which tie to domains I own….you’ll have to trust me on that.

  • Men’s Bikini Thong Underwear
  • Red Hot & Dance” CD — featuring songs from Seal and George Michael?
  • Prince Of Peace Tiger Liniment
  • Zheng Gu Shui Analgesic Liniment
  • Pie Bird Funnel (picture to the right)
  • Book: Knit Your Own Cat: Easy-to-Follow Patterns for 16 Frisky Felines
  • Book: Oh, Baby, the Places You’ll Go!: A book to be read in Uteromaster crapsman
  • Book: I’m a Stranger Here Myself: Notes on Returning to America After 20 Years Away
  • Adult Bicycle Training Wheels
  • Poo-Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set” (picture to the right….some sort of gag gift which includes bathroom scents: “(1) bottle of Heavy Doody and (1) bottle of the Poo-Tonium Spray
  • Dog Potty-Training Pads
  • Origami Paper
  • 12 Foam Dinosaur Masks
  • Green Pasture’s Blue Ice Fermented COD Liver Oildefensive mannequin
  • CPAP Tube Cleaning Brushes
  • Hearing Aid Cleaning Brushes
  • SpaRitual Protein Boost Moisture Repair For Brittle Nails
  • Jelly Beans, 49 Flavors, 2-Pound Stand-Up Pouch
  • Quick Spit Antifog Spray
  • Basketball Defensive Mannequin (pic to the right — the mannequin and I competed for the last spot on the high school basketball team)
  • Let’s call it a woman’s pleasuring device…..9 inches…..this one came in neon blue
  • I Want You, I Want All Of You” The Notebook, Vinyl Wall Decal
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