I’ll start the morning out with a joke I heard yesterday.
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. Though shocked, he reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and he gently hands it back to her.
‘Oh my, I am so sorry,’ the woman says as she carefully replaces the eye. ‘Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,’ she says.
He moves to her table and they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. Afterwards they go to a lounge sharing a few drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her story of the accident culminating in her glass eye.
Soon, conversation turns to her deepest dreams, he shares his… they listen entranced to each other.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and perhaps, stay for breakfast. After the nightcap they have a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! ‘You know,’ he said, ‘you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?’
‘No,’ she replies. . . ‘You just happened to catch my eye.’
Now onto today’s names and yes there are A LOT of “sucks” names available today
DomainThing.com I know you guys will buy anything that has the word domain in it.
MomStore.com Just in case you lose you Mom you can buy another. Seriously, I love this name. There needs to be a whole shopping world for working Moms.
Crackwhore.net Ahhhh who said domain names don’t make nice gifts. I can guarantee this would be a wedding gift they won’t forget.
Calculadoras.net Calculators in Spanish. 40,000 searches and growing as the Spanish speaking world increases every day. Dot com will probably not be developed for a long long time.
BurgersOnline.com An the award for worst product to order online product goes to….. Would make a great spoof site.
IllinoisSucks.com There is a HUGE list of dropping sucks names. Tons of geos and companies in the hundreds of names dropping.
Kick.tv One of the better soccer video domain names around