Did I ever tell you about the time a stripper ate soup while she gave me a lap dance? I was talking to a friend of mine that has been my friend for almost 40 years and we were laughing about his bachelor party we had in Vegas. I’m not a strip club person for a lot of reasons. One, its damn expensive. Literally throwing money around. Two, I feel guilty. Naked people having money thrown at them by creepy guys just doesn’t seem right. Guilt and fun don’t mix well. Anyway. I buy my friend a lap dance and he comes back laughing hysterically. There are a lot of emotions that come out during a lap dance but laughter generally is not one of them.
He told me that his dancer was Russian and that she borrowed 50 cents DURING the lap dance and went over to one of those peanut dispensers and bought two handfuls of peanuts and proceeded to eat them while she danced for him. He said when she got up close to rub against him, she put her head next to his. No smell of skin creme or perfume. No, she smelled like she just downed a PB&J. I joked that he could just tell his new fiancé that he went to a baseball game since he smelled like beer and peanuts.
Of course I had to see this so I bought one for myself. She was completely different with me. No peanuts at all. No she had a new idea. She asked if I could take her to the free buffet that was for patrons. I actually didn’t realize that they had food. Wasn’t on the top of my mind at the time. Didn’t expect the place to be so classy. She said the buffet was only for customers but I could take her over there. She would dance another song for free if we could go over there and get some soup. So off me and my stripper went for our first meal together. So romantic. Her topless with a big bowl of soup in white styrofoam bowl. Me with soup running out of my nose from laughing so hard.
She honored her promise and gave me that dance. A dance filled with sexy moves and a hint of chicken noodle and peanut butter.
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that is a great story.
Thanks G. It was funnier when it happened but I did my best to retell it
Hi Shane,
Regarding DivingHistory.com, it’s not “DrivingHistory”. Your description is for a driving record site build out 🙂
whoops – thanks for the heads up Bruce.
thanks Bruce. I fixed it but obviously a little late