So I met this interesting girl shortly after I got into Vegas last night. Now I’m a very happily married, faithful man but as a business man I love to hear a good sales pitch. She was doing a very god job advertising her wares and certainly must have had a degree in marketing. Her name was Vanity, a name so beautiful it had to be given at birth and she wanted to know if I wanted to party. As a country boy I though party was …..well party. So I went to the bar and bought her a few drinks. I mostly did it because I don’t know anyone in Vegas and I had a few hours to kill and like I said, she looked like a marketing genius.
Well a few hours past and she whispers this. “For $300 I’ll do anything you say but it has to be in three words” Caught off guard I said, “what did you say” She replied “you pay me $300 I’ll do any 3 words that you say” I though long and hard about it and ” replied
“PAINT MY HOUSE”